Important heads up: Luna balls are NOT bite-size Luna bars.


Sometimes I use the word sarcasm to denote a climactic event of that nature. Ex: Went to Starbucks and had multiple sarcasms.

You’d think that after all that time in power, Gadhafi would have advanced past colonel.

So what’s it called when you fry refried beans?

Whenever people on TV say, ‘You’re playing a dangerous game,’ I just assume they mean jai alai.

The thing about being the mayor on Foursquare is that you’re still susceptible to black magic.